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Concept: An all gay pirate crew, made of mostly men but with a woman as the captain. When a mermaid tries to lure the pirates into the water, the results are not what she expected. Shes use to her prey being men, shes not expecting her prey to be the pretty captain, whos being held back by her crew, from jumping overboard.

The siren’s singing abruptly stops when she watches as what appeared to be a woman, dressed in captain’s garb, nearly throw herself bodily off the ship. The men—who should have been her prey—prevent her from jumping by grabbing onto her arms and legs. The mermaid’s incredulity increases as the men appear to be completely unaffected by her call. Voices from the ship reach her ears, only building onto her confusion.

“You don’t understand! I want her booty!” The female captain screams as she struggles to escape. A cacophony or male voices refute her.

“But Captain! We already have enough treasure in the hull!”

“Don’t fall for her wicked charms, m’lady!”

“Dammit Ace, you useless lesbian!”

It is the last comment that finally gets the mermaid to understand. Her cousins in the Marianna Trench had spoken of this phenomenon before. Men that liked men, and women that liked women. The rumours were that these types of people were generally kind to the people of the ocean. Her confusion changed into that of a damning curiosity. The siren glanced back over at the calming captain. She was staring right at her. The mermaid raised a perfectly sculpted brow.

Interesting.

“You don’t understand! I want her booty!”

I fucking howled so loudly with laughter at this. Fucking bless you for this glorious gift Darling. I love it.

“Dammit Ace, you useless lesbian!”

Iconic.